What will happen to Magento after getting acquired by Adobe

A few hours ago (a few more if you are reading this in 2019), the world found out that Magento belongs to Adobe now.
The community reacted as I expected.
A lot of enthusiasm and funny tweets.
This is a collection of a few of them. I will add more as I find them.
The order in which the tweets are presented means nothing.
Here goes:

In magento 2.2.5 all XML files will be replaced with swfs

— Macromedia Pachol (@martin_pachol) May 22, 2018

So will we have Contribution days for Photoshop? @maksek_ua pic.twitter.com/3mxvj6np2x

— Brent W. Peterson (@brentwpeterson) May 21, 2018

Does this mean that the Flash file uploader will be back in magento 2.3? #Magento #Adobe

— WouterS (@WouterSteen) May 22, 2018

Does this mean Flash is gonna to make a comeback?!?! #Magento #Adobe #wishfulThinking

— George Schiopu (@schiopix) May 22, 2018

Hope it will enable us to get PDF invoice generation right at last https://t.co/dqZOfMBfcy #adobe #magento

— Guillaume Sautereau (@gsautereau) May 21, 2018

Gosh, now have to follow @Adobe too on @LinkedIn. #Magento #adobe #AdobeMagento pic.twitter.com/n2TdoMU78q

— Vikrant Shukla (@vikrantshukla) May 22, 2018

#Adobe to acquire #Magneto for $1.6 B. Sorry.
I mean #Magento... pic.twitter.com/Ts65tl4xgZ

— Jake La Cassette (@JakeLaCassette) May 21, 2018

Congrats!. Also...does this mean we will get daily upgrades for #Magento too?

— Marius Strajeru (@MariusStrajeru) May 21, 2018

The new PhotoSHOP is here :) pic.twitter.com/kl6VZDUm13

— Tom Karwatka (@tomik99) May 22, 2018